#he's swaggin

[heavenscourt]

I drew this a while ago but LOOK he's swaggin'

I don't even remember why I drew him, bro just posessed my brain for a second I guess - Not even anything special, just.... a guy.

[lennardd]

I'm starting a campaign to convince people to vote for Doshi plush and I will not be stopped

[smoking-old-toby]

wild to me that bilbo "i forgot my handkerchief" baggins followed the company out of rivendell after making it clear he felt unwanted, elrond's offer of continued hospitality, AND learning about the additional risk of thorin's hereditary gold sickness

[keeponquinning]

Guys.

GUYS!!!!

I am not okay.

I am screaming, crying, throwing up but also giggling and kicking my feet WHY IS HE LIKE THIS.

Thank you to brodo swaggins from tiktok and everyone requesting dark Gale I love you I am kissing you on the lips.

[patrothestupid]

Drew your character doing a random pose. Get fucked by my power of mass creation

holy shmolly !! he's real !! aaaaaa ty !! he do be swaggin real

[stick2sherlock]

batfam as dnd players

Bruce: Doesn't really want to play, and when forced is absolute min/maxer. It does not even occur to him that he could play differently. He read the books, skimmed internet for best combos, and sticks to that. The backstory of his characters somehow always has something to do with masked vigilanites a'la Zorro or Grey Ghost.

Dick: Takes magical support characters like druids or bards, just to do some fun magic stuff and score very creative kills. He's the kind of a player that will make a plan to infiltrate a fortress by turning the team into elephants and flying them in (by means of conjure woodland beings) . He's not a min-maxer, but his creative use of wierd spells and abilities make his character super useful. His characters have simple but effective backstory, often connected with Babs's characters'.

Barbara: Plays basically only gnome barbarians, becuase she thinks its funny. She often makes INT the dump stat, and the rest of the players have to constantly remind her that SHE might have figured out the riddle, but her character with INT 8 would NOT. Loves combat and 3D-prints minis for her characters.

Jason: Lives to RP. His characters have deep and rich backstories, usually extremely dramatic and with many possible plothooks. He WILL try to talk to everyone in the tavern. his turn during the fight is the longest because he insists on describing in detail everything his character does. He often gets angry at the dice, becuase they spoil the 'great scene he had planned'. He often makes very supoptimal characters to fit the backstory (wizard with low INT, rogue with 10 in DEX, etc.) and gets pissed when they get killed easily. Will sometimes DM, and those scenarios are usually very, very light on combat.

Tim: Rules lawyer nr 1. He knows the rules by heart. He remembers half of the statblocks of monsters and complains if they are changed. Takes careful notes, and makes 100 theories on everything in game. His characters ALWAYS check the ceiling when coming into a room. He has a tendency to metagame. Often DMs.

Cas: Doesn't really like to play, similarily to Bruce, but when she does she usually plays support (usually clerics), so that she can heal the party. Enjoys exploration, and is more likely to play in scenarios with a lot of ruin exploration, dungeon crawling etc.

Steph: Makes joke characters like Dildo Swaggins the lustful bard, but somehow always ends up with the most dramatic story developments for her character and most heroic, tearjerking deaths. Like Jason she loves to RP more than fight, and their character often have scenes of sitting by the fireplace and talking during short rests. Has several sets of dice and tracks their 'luck'. Sometimes DMs wierd but higly creative one-shots.

Damian: Pretends not to like to play, but after first (frankly quite disasterous) session, he got sucked in. He loves making characters, and has a whole folder of character sheets of his OCs, with drawn pictures and everything. Makes tokens for the whole group, and can be (easily) convinced to draw maps for the sessions. Rules lawyer nr 2, but unlike Tim who does the lawyering to keep the game clean and running RAW, Damian will try to give himself as much advantage as possible. No one lets him DM, because he is not yet ready for such power.

Alfred: Does not play. He hates DND with passion and wishes they would play something less rule-heavy so that he could play with them and roleplay in peace without those pesky dice... and why are there so few social skills for a character! This is not his cup of tea, thank you very much. Jason sometimes convinces him to stand in for the important NPCs, and he always knocks it out of the park.

[beebeewoop]

SLOPPIN IT UP TAKE 2 BECAUSE YEAH 💥

I drew mine and my friends' ocs as Evil Hall again because they're my new favorite blorbos now and I'm posting it because I wanna 💪 if you haven't read Tally Hall vs. Evil Hall (created by @salad-006) I really think you should because it's great and the guys are kinda super silly

Anyways I'm going bonkers

Spoilers for like the lastest chapter methinks proceed with caution

Starting off with the least glonked up fellas we got

Moore (belongs to @arthurisveryrandom) as Evil Zubin

Bro just look at him... He's so sad... Covered in paint... He looks traumatized... Moore is a wet cat confirmed Arthur told me so himself /JJJJJJJJJJJ

B (belongs to @shim0nk) as Evil Andrew

Bro's swaggin it up in here look at him all chill like that... Even tho he got burnt to a crisp... But it's ok because he's a robot he can't feel pain and his melted latex skin peeled right off he's ok guys don't worry. Burmnt chimnken nunghet... Also get this man on a billboard because whatever he's selling I wanna buy it I mean just look at him wouldn't you also want to buy what he's selling he seems trustworthy ykw I think I'll give him my credit card info and social security number /JJJJJJJJ (PSA: DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO AND SSN ON THE INTERNET 👍)

Pardon my goofy ahh rambles... It gets worse from here

Below the cut are the slightly more glonked up fellas...

//bonked up robots or something exposed wires n shii

//blood but it's green evil robot ooze and poorly drawn

//technically decapitation BUT IT'S FUNNY TRUST ME 💪🥺

Lucius (belongs to @rose-is-fucking-cold) as Evil Rob

Ambrose keeps calling him cunty and I can't disagree... I think everyone should draw Lucius in high heels like right now. Also I'd be mad too if I got my head chopped off like bro now I gotta carry my head around or tape it on... Smh my head. But at least he has high heels those are pretty nice I mean just look at him... Slaying... Here king you dropped this 👑 but good luck keeping it on since you can't even keep your head on Lbozo skill issue (I am so sorry /gen) (I am sleep deprived) (I am mad at Tumblr still) (Tumblr hates me) (I am taking my anger out on Lucius 🙁 /hj)

Fartlord (belongs to @stromboli-muncher) as Evil Joe

It's everyone's favorite ! The man the fart the guy himself ! Eyeless. Well missing one eye because the birds took it. He got attacked by birds this is so tragic can we get an F in the chat guys one like = eye patch for him 👍

And last but not least...

Rosebush (MY guy 😋) as Evil Ross

Bro's mad... Fuckimg chrunchy... Listen I'd be pissed too if I fell down an upstairs escalator and came out looking like this... Like zoinks Scoob ☹️ (Well actually he got PUSHED... 😳) Pro tip: don't fall down upstairs escalators even if you're a dream demon robot you're not invincible to escalators those things are terrifying LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN FINAL DESTINATION????? Yeah never again... Escalators are also a no go. Just use the stairs... EVERYDAY is leg day 🦵🦵

And that's enough of that... El oh el ecks dee ✌️

[phoenixinthefiles]

I JUST KNOWWWWW the two Miles make a scene at Spider Society with “Pretty boy Swag”

Like everybody just sitting in a conference room or whatever and they start hearing music get closer and closer to the door:

(Margo already has the cameras in the room set to record because they convinced her to help)

Miguel is already trying to find a way to stop whatever’s happening but they’re already entering the room.

The song is immediately picked up by the speakers in the room (thanks Margo)

Miles 42 enters first:

“Get out the wayyyyy. Pretty boy coming through,me and my crew when we swaggin’ in the room. Girls on me heavy cus I look so sexy”

(I’m talking prefect lip syncing, choreography and outfits)

“Yellow diamond shawty in the club straight flexin”

Everybody’s just staring in shock except Hobie and Miguel. Miguel is still trying to shut it down (Lyla refuses, she’s too amused) and Hobie knows them too well to be shocked, so he just enjoys the entertainment.

And then in comes Miles 1610, sliding in and popping his collar.

“I’m looking for a yellow bone, long haired star, Thick in the hips come get in my carrrr.”

Then Miles G. jumps on the table with, “You can party with a star,we take off and go to mars.”

And Miles joins him, and drags him towards Miguel with an arm on his shoulder mouthing,

“Pretty boy take off in 5,4,3,2,1”

Hobie and Miles G. both smirk, Hobie because Miles is sticking it to Miguel, and Miles G for the same reason, also that was his idea.

They jump apart and off the table at 1.

And the lights in the room flick off before turning back on at a dimmer setting and spotlighting them as they dance in the front of the room.

Margo is very satisfied with her tech support.

it’s not a fic but… @vhstown

[kingclowsif]

Today on fusions: some of my lil guys I kept. Well, most of them. Mr. Swaggins I gifted to my friend bc I didn't know what to do with him but my friend loved him. I wanted him to have a good home, my little freak of a pokeman =w=

Crystal Rain and Spirited I initially made years ago, way back in yonder days of highschool. Still love them though.

Leedol was a challenge with my friend to both create a snomver (Snom Snover) and we kept them. They are siblings now.

Kihar was just me indulging in my appletun love. His name is because low key he looks like a kingdom hearts character-

Mr. Swaggins was when I was doing fusions based on wondertrades in ScarVio. What an icon.

[kyleknight]

I’m curious about swimwear season

ohhh swimwear season is one of my most self indulgent guilty pleasure fics. its mcyt characters (mostly life series/hermitcraft with some other folks) in a one piece universe that is not exactly canon compliant but still follows a lot of the in-universe plots/settings.

specifically, swimwear season is about scar and grian forming a pirate crew to escape their pasts, and along the way they fight marines, gradually start to discover the True History, and just in general have a good time (with a lot of bad times as well)

its actually a partner story to a Different story in the same universe which is about joel and etho joining false's pirate crew (which is drown)

I dont know if Id ever post swimwear season because I write it in a very disjointed way (which fits grian and scar's characters bc theyre traumatized and dealing with it very badly [thumbs up emoji])

below the cut is a little section of what Ive written (and Ive written nearly 15k for this

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Grian could kick himself. He can’t believe it took him all day to realize.

Scar didn’t relent because he had confidence in them. When has Scar ever been that straightforward? Scar gave in to Callum’s request to stop at a port because he had made his own plan and decided not to tell anyone.

And now their captain is missing, and there are four Marine ships in the harbor, preventing the ship from leaving but not attacking. Just caging them in with their cannons pointed straight at the ship.

Everyone has returned to Swaggin’ Larry by now, eyeing the Marines surrounding them while in various states. Shane seems distraught, while H is pacing angrily. Jojo has insisted that Joe remain out of sight below deck with Oli, just in case.

Grian is keeping his thoughts to himself, no matter how much he wants to scream and rage. He’s the first mate, and he’s the responsible party while the captain is absent. He needs to keep the crew calm while they wait for Scar to return— because he has to return. Grian refuses to even think about trying to leave without him.

Scar knew. Or maybe he lied about what the Cipher Pol said. But Jojo looks just as surprised by the presence of the Marines and horrified at the disappearance of their captain as everyone else.

So… this is something that Scar knows. Another secret he won’t give up. Grian bristles at the thought. He likes to tell himself that he knows more about Scar than anyone… but what does he know really?

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Scar sits down in the chair offered by the Cipher Pol. He’s never been in a room with four agents at the same time. He imagines this is meant to intimidate him, but he simply meets their attempts at haki aggression with his own. They can play that all day, but after a few moments, they tone it down.

He’s probably stronger than them. Of course, if they all attack at once or if they have some odd devil fruits, it could be a challenge, but he’s not all that concerned. Not really. Because they said they wanted to talk, not to take him in. That’s a relief (because he has been pretty worried about them finding out about Joe and the Poneglyphs) but it also presents its own set of challenges.

Now, the key here is to offer up a few little tidbits of information but to glean more from the agents than they’re getting from him. Quite a challenge for four intelligence agents, but Scar isn’t an amateur at this. 

“Captain Scar,” the first of the agents says, sitting across from him. He’s got a tangible haki signature, and he doesn’t bother to hide it. It doesn’t feel quite as strong as Scar’s, but Scar isn’t about to underestimate him. There’s every possibility that he might have some kind of devil fruit. 

“Could I have the names of the agents I’m talking to?” Scar replies pleasantly.

“No you may not,” the agent says. “You can answer our questions, and if we’re satisfied with your answers, then we might not instruct the Marines stationed in the harbor to sink your ship and arrest your crew.”

[danganronpa96]

Who was/has been the most difficult character to write in both 69 and 96?

I’m not gonna lie, I feel like older characters are a bit tougher to write? Just getting their vernacular and goals accurate can be a bit harder than say a younger character. It’s mainly because I don’t share the experience of old men so it’s obviously harder to relate but I think they’re interesting to pick apart too.

So characters like Walter and Bojack do tend to be a bit less relatable and have different problems than what I have written about before (mainly just teens or young adults). I think it’s a good thing, though, as it’s given me more experience and range on the ages of characters I can try to present.

I sometimes have trouble with making sure L’s dialogue keeps a balance of formal and witty while also having small spurs of his dry sarcasm and very rare empathy. I just wanna make sure he stays swaggin 👍

I also find it a bit tougher to write characters I don’t know much about. From a lack of proper research on the characters from DR69 until a few chapters in, I have received some criticisms on ‘OOC’ takes (such as Sans). Although I guess that’s a pretty obvious take: if you don’t know the character, you’re not gonna be able to write them to their full potential.

[doyouknowhowtowaltz]

hi! i had a dream in which i had a vision about enoch.

in czechia, here there's folk creatures "water goblins" but that translation sucks so im just gonna call them vodnik/s.

vodniks live in/nearby lakes. thry just hang out, smoke out of pipes, and when people go into their lakes, they grab them and drown them, iirc. mayhaps they convince the people to go swim. i also like to think the vodniks also just like to chat with the passerby.

these images are the best vodniks i could find in like a 5 minute search - I like to think they have many strands, long hair, soggy soggy clothes, wrinkly skin n again many strandy things, like, clothes turn into strands, have a little bow, have a little hat with strands,, these are all just my interpretations of vodniks.

vodniks are also very jokey, which is why id say this is enoch instead of the beast. they're very silly, to me. ignore k. j. erbens vodnik shhhh dont look at that they're silly and goofy.

i thought itd be nice if enoch had like maybe. the fishies as his townsfolk n fed them the peoples rotting corpses .. he could be a fall only vodnik maybe.. who knows.. but! i had these thoughts and 👍stay swaggin

That's such a delightful vision of a creature Enoch could be!! I love the idea of him having a little town of fish he feeds corpses too, I also just love the idea of all the stringy strands being analogous to ribbons- good stuff!!! I think he'd make a lovely vodnik, I can definitely see him hanging out at the edge of his lake with a pipe shooting the breeze with passers by, one hand trailing in the water to run over the scales of his fish-towns-folk.

[smoking-old-toby]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

I AM WHEEZING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

after bilbo tells smaug 'i am he who walks unseen' he gets right in bilbo's face

AND BILBO FUCKING WAVES HIS HAND IN FRONT ON HIS NOSE BECAUSE OF SMAUG'S DRAGON BREATH

[badxbabyyy]

[Lana Del Rey:] I want to be your object, of your affection Give me all your time, touch, money, and attention Pick me up after school, you can be my baby Maybe we could go somewhere, get a little crazy He's rich and I'm wishin', um, he could be my Mister Yum Delicious to the maximum, chew him up like bubble gum I'm his pretty party favor, he says I'm his favorite flavor

[A$AP Rocky:] Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

[Lana Del Rey:] You say that I am flawless, true perfection So give me all your drugs, props, money, and connections Pick me up after school, actin' kinda shady You're the coolest kid in town, I'm your little lady He's sick and I'm kissin' him, magical musician, um Drivin' at the cinema, lovin' him and lickin' him He's my lovely life-saver Doesn't mind my bad behavior

[A$AP Rocky:] Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

Swervin', swervin', gettin' all them dimes Tell her I be doin', I be swaggin' to my prime This ain't all the time, it happens all the time That's a big contradiction, get your money on your mind What, what, tell her I be on a chase Chasin' for that paper and you see me on that race What, what, tell her I be goin' first I be gon' first and they put me in a hearse, oh One big room, full of bad bitches, no One big room and it's full of mad bitches Lana, Lana, tell them what it is Tell 'em that you doin' it, you mean to do it big I said, one big room, full of bad bitches, no it's One big room and it's full of mad bitches, I said Lana, Lana, tell them what it is Tell 'em when you do it that you only do it big

Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

[penguin--person]

I’m mad happy your fic is still up I thought it got taken down or smth 😭 I literally requested to have an acc on AO3 just so I could read your fic. It is very good, feeds the brain worms

omg thank you so much!!!!:3!!!!! teehee!!!! i appreciate it so so so much!!! im writing another pafl fic rn (temnova centered) so tomorrows chapter is . not gonna come out tomorrow so sorry . but !! but . the temnova fic is p swaggin if i do say so myself.. n its already like halfway done ! wont take much longer n right after ill go n continue swap:3 ill also draw smth for it maybe... bc your nice words rlly made me happy . m. im gonna ramble about these two under the cut, and how i hope to portray them (mostly through yuras perspesctive tho, not gonna be having much of dimas for some time) n such !! teehee

so !! cleave by tart is a good song n it made me. delve into yura x dima a bit. while im not a big fan of the ship, i Am a fan of the song! i wouldnt have made yura crush on him if i wrote it now lol BUT i still think its cool . so . this also might be a bit spoilerish?? but god this fic is long i wanna talk about it!!!

dima, does not recipocrate. he does not feel the same as yura. does not like him all that much, if hes being honest. yes, he fed him and gave him a place to stay for the night, but, come on have you seen yura !! most suspicious guy around. thinks he's up to something, that he knows he's a mutant, that he wants to report him etc. yura doesn't know this though. yura himself doesn't even rlly knows how he feels towards dima. its. dima is a mutant - yura can't like him, yea sure lapses in reason can be pretty fun, but, he can't like a mutant, especially not one so lame, yea? especially one that sucks so bad at hiding that he's a mutant. but. even though he can't like him ... he can't help but blush ... he can't help but feel silly around dima ... little does he know what he feels isn't rlly love.

so. yuras messed up. depression n all that. speaking from experience, it's easy to feel like you're beyond saving when depressed and such, that you've fucked up too much, that this is it, nothing will ever get better, all that shit. he sees dima, this mutant on the run that throws up every five minutes. and it's obvious he's worse off than yura. so. in a lapse of reason. he thinks, "Oh! If i can help him, if i can take even the slightest care of him, if i can get him better, then. that means i'm not beyond saving, either. if i help him it'll mean i'm ok. that i still have a chance." . and just . smth like a bit of a hero complex moment. but dima is a BOY and yura is a boy TOO so he CANT LIKE HIM!!! because that will be GAY and yura is a young slavic teen lol of course hes got some homophobia shit going on. internalized, repressed, whatever it is its NOT good !!!

yura doesnt rlly love dima as much as he loves the idea of proving that he can prove something to himself, in short ❤️or Something like that. only knew him for a week anyway and for half of it dima wasnt all that concious. dont know if this makes sense. 👍

dont know if any of this makes sense but !! thank you again!!! :3 i appreciate it lots!!!

[k8-3]

He is simply swaggin out

What the Fuck is the Matoran Nui

Got these chicken legs, is that a ponytail with the arm? Bionicle hair real??